My Blah Blah Blog - Archive for February, 2012


Romney’s Faux Paw

I wish New York Times columnist Gail Collins would stop writing about Romney’s canine carelessness. Today she mentioned once again that, on a family vacation, he strapped his dog to the roof of his car, and dogs everywhere went ballistic. Although he’s not what you’d call outspoken when it comes to politics, …


My Fantasy Clothing Shop

I have this fantasy about opening a clothing shop for women of a certain age. At my shop, you will find the following: 1. Sexy shoes that are comfortable even when you’re standing. 2. Dresses with sleeves long enough to cover misbegotten tattoos. 3. A handbag that automatically changes colors, depending on your …